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Radio Demos Wind-Up Phone Calls
Show Features | | | | | Glaze U Like - Listen | The Little Boot - Listen |  Double Glazing through the night. Deals worth waking up for. We operate between the hours of 2-4 am every day of the week. As featured on Watchdog (due to the number of complaints! Yeeeessss).
|  The original little girl wind-up before it was ripped off by everyone! A four-year-old girl rings people and insults them in as many ways as possible! |
| | | | | The Old Boot & Little Boot - Listen | Love thy Neighbour - Listen |  The little boot’s grandma, the Old Boot (who needs no introduction) occasionally joins in on a wind-up with her grand daughter! The callers’ reactions are frankly priceless. Our favourite feature!
|  You should never develop a relationship like this with relatives. Remember that grandparents have done all the stuff you’ve done…. and worse! Just not at this age please, Nan… |
| | | | | Off Air Winner - Listen | My Prizes - Listen |  Radio has killed prize winning. Fed up of hearing a winner go hysterical having won a CD single, we came up with a novel way to ridicule those other commercial stations who insist on the ‘Scream or get nothing’ method.
|  All radio presenters win their own prizes and risk being fired if caught. Isn’t it better to just make it part of the competition that the presenter can win? |
| | | | | Reverse Charge Game - Listen | Dumped on air - Listen |  One of the most ripped-off features since its creation. Putting a value on a friendship is the key. How much would a mate of yours pay to chat to you on a reverse charge call of exorbitant charges? Another Tim Shaw favourite.
|  A way of getting back at those idiots that have the "I can do your job with my eyes shut" look on their faces. Guests are literally put on the mic and the studio is vacated for up to 5 minutes. Here is the audio from its first trial with the security guard – the legendary Fiddlas |
| | | | | Shut it Nan - Listen | Shut it Nan (Kiss 100) - Listen |  Probably the most well known feature. Tim’s Nan speaking until she realises that the line has gone dead and there is no one listening. The longest call once lasted 17 minutes before she asked Tim if he was still there then hung up.
|  An example of the above from the Kiss100 breakfast show in London when Tim stood in for the then breakfast show host Bam Bam!, |
| | | | | Turret FM - Listen | Through the weenhole - Listen |  Another way to get one over on the Yanks! Making them believe that they are on a local Country and Western radio station somewhere in the US we can literally do whatever we want to them! Listeners get to choose which alter ego will mash them up!
|  A clever way to make the audience realise just how good Kerrang / Kiss really is. Killing the endorphins in your blood stream is easy with 90’s dance music, then they are reproduced thanks to a great rock track! This became a daily diet on the Kerrang Breakfast show. |
| | | | | Textual Intercourse - Listen | The Evil Boot - Listen |  An hourly feature from the Asylum. An alternative way of dealing with current affairs and issues of everyday life!
|  Sometimes the Little Boot turns, we never know when she's goint to do it... But it's not nice! If you've had the misfortune to hear the evil boot before you'll know what we mean... |
Examples of Tim’s alternative outlook on life Tim is not the most conventional of thinkers and speakers, as these examples show…… Post Office women are FAT! - Listen Inventions - Listen Exclusive Audio The Break In - Listen |
Two weeks cover on Kiss 100 Breakfast in London, Christmas to new Year 2006
An example of one of the demos Tim has been asked to make
Tim Shaw’s Asylum has won 5 New York Global Awards. Two golds, two silvers and a bronze – all for comedy. 
A new phone system was installed at Kerrang - a system where you can get up to 20 people on hold at the same time! This was naturally abused on day one. Have a listen and be warned!
A mistake of enormous proportions. A call that was rated number 2 in the global radio wind-ups. Tim’s Nan had a new hearing aid fitted and Tim was persuaded to test it out. 
You should never develop a relationship like this with relatives. Remember that grandparents have done all the stuff you’ve done…. and worse! Just not at this age please, Nan…
The idea is to try and borrow as much money as possible from friends and family. The aim is to hit them with a sob story (made up by listeners) that can be fixed with large sums of money! Once the loan has been secured the money is given out as a prize.
An American guest is on the show being interviewed. The phone lines go down and the guest overhears a personal attack! Another great way to mash up the yanks! The idea is to get the guest back on the show after the abuse. Funny. 
You should never develop a relationship like this with relatives. Remember that grandparents have done all the stuff you’ve done…. and worse! Just not at this age please, Nan…
