 My head is mad. It always invents random tod. For example the other day my mates MGF got TWOKED. He was gutted (god knows why). Anyway, I’ve invented the ultimate security device for cars.
Everyone knows the strongest shape known to man is the circle. Next in line is the equilateral triangle, you must remember that from school! Why has no one invented a simple device that locks your seat-back up against the steering wheel? When you lift your seat forward to climb in to the back you create two sides of the triangle – so why not have a little bar that folds up from where your bum goes to create the third. This way car thieves can’t even get in to steal your car. They would have to do it leaning in and looking a right TW*T. Oh, I rang a well-known car manufacturer with the idea – they said it was a great idea but the it would stop their cars from being stolen – and stolen cars mean more sales. The world we live in eh? |
